Each election in which I have voted, I had to write Frank Zappa’s name on the ballot because it was missing. He IS dead, after all. And then it stuck me – I am not dead.
This year, I am going to make a difference in the world! I’m running for “ARTIST.” I promise that I am completely different from all the other candidates.
PLEASE WRITE MY NAME ON YOUR BALLOT! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD, THE MUCKETY MUCKS, THE MUGGLES THAT WE CAN MAKE ART, NOT [war/money/hay/______].
With Love from Baltimore,
Chief Executive Artist